Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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