is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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