your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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