All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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