Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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