so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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