i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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