youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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