How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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