All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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