i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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