So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Send help, water and tortillas.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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