Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Less talking, more tequila
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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