I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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