No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We left an ass print on the piano.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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