Can Purell be used as lube?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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