I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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