is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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