How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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