i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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