I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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