that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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