office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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