So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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