i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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