i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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