no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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