Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I believe in your delicious
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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