I'm drive I can fine osifer
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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