What did we do last night that was yellow?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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