Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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