I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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