Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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