how can u be prego again
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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