He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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