Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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