no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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