I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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