Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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