youre lurking in front of me
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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