I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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