i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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