Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I want her autograph on my taint
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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