I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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