didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
