Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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