Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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