Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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