No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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