You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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